Ultimate List of Funny Pizza Quotes (+Pizza Captions) - Your Brooklyn Guide (2022)

Looking for some funny pizza quotes that are guaranteed to make you laugh or maybe just some inspiration for your next pizza caption for Instagram?

Whether you call it plain ol’ pizza, a slice, a pie, a triangle of joy, cheesy goodness, or just heaven – I’ve got ya covered. Whether you’re looking for a one liner about pizza, a pizza caption for Instagram or social media, or perfect pizza puns to impress anyone with, I’ve scoured the internet, searched the dark web (just kidding), and found this sweet collection of extensive pizza quotes.

It’s no surprise why there are so many. There is a reason why pizza has so many iterations and found just about every corner of New York City and well, just about everyone in the world loves pizza. Pizza is life and we are here to celebrate it.

So settle into your seat (or wherever your reading this) and get ready to smile, because we have compiled all the funny pizza quotes and pizza captions for Instagram we could find for this collection of sayings about pizza.

You’ll find pizza quotes from celebrities who live and die by the pie, to anonymous triangle feasting friends. These funny pizza quotes will make you laugh on your way to your next slice of pizza, or make you want pizza.

But hey, if you do end up wanting a slice after this read, at least you’ll have the perfect pizza caption for Instagram.

Funny Pizza Quotes By Celebrities

Let’s begin this pie with some funny pizza quotes by celebrities and famous folks from over the years. Celebrities are like us after all, they love some pizza just like we do.

And if you’re looking for some popular pizza spots in the city where there’s been some celebrity sightings check out Roberta’s in Bushwick where celebrities like Jay-Z & Beyonce have been spotted along with being a part of the ‘pizza gate hoax,’ by conspiracy theorists.

Also, head to Joe’s Pizza which has locations all over the city but one in particular in Williamsburg where you can eat a tasty slice while looking at their wall of fame featuring photos of celebrities who ate a slice of za there.

And if you love pizza as much as we do and are visiting the city, check out the best pizza in NYC to help you plan your pizzacation as well as the best slice of pizza in NYC (yes, they are different because some only let you buy by the pie!) to help you decide what to eat!

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If this isn’t already a shirt, someone needs to get on that.

2. “SEX IS LIKE PIZZA: IF YOU’RE GOING TO USE BBQ SAUCE, YOU BETTER KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE DOING.” – Oliver Markus Malloy

3. “TIME IS MONEY, MONEY IS POWER, POWER IS PIZZA, AND PIZZA IS KNOWLEDGE, LET’S GO!” – Aubrey Plaza

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5. “I LOVE PIZZA. I WANT TO MARRY IT BUT IT WOULD JUST BE TO EAT HER FAMILY AT THE WEDDING.” – Mike Birbiglia

6. “ANYONE WHO SAYS THAT MONEY CANNOT BUY HAPPINESS HAS CLEARLY NEVER SPENT THEIR MONEY ON PIZZA.” – Andrew W.K

A man after our very own heart. Happiness comes for the price of a slice. Probably one of my favorite pizza quotes!

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7. “I THINK OF DIETING, THEN I EAT PIZZA.” – Lara Stone

Amen, Lara. This pizza quote knows the secret to the only successful diet out there. The next two pizza quotes have great takes on how to turn any pizza into a personal pizza.

8. “ANY PIZZA CAN BE PERSONAL IF YOU CRY WHILE EATING IT. – Aparna Nancherla

9. “EVERY PIZZA IS A PERSONAL PIZZA IF YOU TRY HARD AND BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.” – Bill Murray

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(Video) I ORDERED the entire PIZZA HUT MENU !! *TOO EXPENSIVE*

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That pizza quote is genius. I wonder if pizza also cures what we are dealing with now? Well, it definitely can’t hurt.

11. “WHEN LIFE GIVE YOU PIZZA, EAT IT QUICKLY BEFORE ANYONE REALIZES THAT YOU HAVE IT.” – Anay

Absolutely solid advice there.

12. PIZZA MAKES ANYTHING POSSIBLE. – Henry Rollins

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The logic checks out. Trust us.

14. “THE CLOSEST THING I USE TO BEAUTY PRODUCTS IS THE GREASE ON THE PIZZA FROM JOHN’S PIZZERIA.” – Mark Feuerstein

15. “I’D RATHER HAVE LEFTOVER PIZZA THAN LEFTOVER FEELINGS.” – Sarah Burgess

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17. “I THINK EVERYBODY’S PIZZA BOX OR PLATE ENDS UP LOOKING PRETTY SIMILAR, ALL THE SAUCE AND CHEESE EATEN OUT OF HTE CENTER, AND WHO GETS LEFT BEHIND. THE CRUST, LIKE JEREMY PIVEN AT A STRIP CLUB.” – Anthony Bourdain

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19. “THERE IS NO MOMENT IN LIFE THAT CAN’T BE IMPROVED WITH PIZZA.” – Daria

20. “HEAVEN WOULD BE A COMFORTABLE CHAIR, A LIBRARY, DIET COKE, AND AN OCCASIONAL CHEESE PIZZA. SEX ONCE IN A WHILE. NO TALKING.” – Jayden Hunter

21. “I LOVE PIZZA, MEANING: EVEN WHEN I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF EATING PIZZA, I WISH I WERE EATING PIZZA.” – Jandy Nelson

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22. “I JUST WANT TO BE IN MY SWEATS, WALK MY DOG, WATCH TV AND EAT PIZZA.” – America Ferrera

23. “THERE’S VERY LITTLE IN MY WORLD THAT A FOOT MASSAGE AND A THIN-CRUST, EVERYTHING-ON-IT PIZZA WON’T SET RIGHT.” – G.A. McKevett

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25. “I WANT PIZZA WITH MY FACE ON IT.” – Jennifer Lawrence

26. “IDEAS ARE LIKE PIZZA DOUGH, MADE TO BE TOSSED AROUND.” – Anna Quindlen

27. ” WITHOUT QUESTION, ONE OF THE GREATEST INVENTIONS IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY IS BEER. OH, I GRANT YOU THAT THE WHEEL WAS ALSO A FINE INVENTION, BUT THE WHEEL DOES NOT GO NEARLY AS WELL WITH PIZZA.” – Dave Berry

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29. “LIFE IS MOSTLY PAIN AND STRUGGLE; THE REST IS LOVE AND DEEP DISH PIZZA.” – Benedict Smith

30. “MY LOVE IS PIZZA SHAPED. WON’T YOU HAVE A SLICE? IT’S CIRCULAR, SO THERE’S ENOUGH TO GO AROUND.” – Dora J. Arod

31. “PIZZA IS GOOD MEDICINE FOR DISAPPOINTMENT.” – Katherine Howe

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32. “PIZZA IS NOT THE ANSWER; IT’S THE QUESTION, AND YES IS THE ANSWER.”

33. “ALWAYS BE YOURSELF UNLESS YOU CAN BE PIZZA.”

34. “YOU CAN’T MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY. YOU’RE NOT PIZZA

35. “PIZZA IS NOT A ‘TREND’ IT’S A WAY OF LIFE.”

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37. “LET THIS PIZZA BE A REMINDER THAT BEAUTY COMES IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES.”

38. “I CAN’T TURN WATER INTO WINE, BUT I CAN TURN PIZZA INTO BREAKFAST.”

39. “LIFE IS NOT ABOUT FINDING YOURSELF. IT’S ABOUT FINDING PIZZA.”

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41. “THIS MUST BE LOVE AT FIRST SLICE.”

42. “DO GOOD. BE NICE. ORDER PIZZA. REPEAT.”

43. “KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR PIZZA CLOSER.”

44. “SEVEN DAYS WITHOUT A PIZZA MAKES ONE WEAK.”

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46. “BEAUTY COMES IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES. SMALL, LARGE, CIRCLE, SQUARE, THIN CRUST, THICK CRUST, STUFFED CRUST, EXTRA TOPPINGS.”

47. “NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, PIZZA WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU, THICK AND THIN, IN THE CRUST WE TRUST.”

48. “KEEP CALM AND ORDER PIZZA.”

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50. “DON’T LISTEN TO PEOPLE WHO TELL YOU YOU CAN’T EAT A WHOLE PIZZA. YOU DON’T NEED THAT KIND OF NEGATIVITY IN YOUR LIFE.”

51. “IF AT FIRST YOU DON’T SUCCEED ORDER PIZZA.”

52. “I WANT SOMEONE TO LOOK AT ME THE SAME WAY I LOOK AT PIZZA.”

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54. “PROBLEMS COME AND GO, BUT PIZZA IS FOREVER.”

55. “SAVE THE PLANET, THERE’S PIZZA THERE.”

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56. “SAY NO TO DRUGS, SAY YES TO PIZZA.”

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Who doesn’t love a pun? They’re like dad jokes but even better because it’s about pizza. We’ve put together a list of some of our favorite pizza puns. If you have one, please leave it in the comments.

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59. I DON’T WANT A PIZZA YOU! I WANT THE WHOLE SLICE

60. HOLY CHEESE-US.

61. CRUST ME BRO

62. ANOTHER ONE BITES THE CRUST

63. I LOVE YOU WITH OLIVE MY HEART

64. OREGANO? OREGA-YES.

65. I’M ON THE PROTEIN PIZZA DIET.

66. ALWAYS CRUST YOUR INSTINCTS

67. SLICE SLICE BABY.

68. SLICE TO MEET YOU.

69. IN CRUST WE TRUST.

Who doesn’t love a cheese pizza quote? So if you are currently in line at a pizza joint, and looking to make friends. You’re probably going to win a lot of friends with some of these babies. Otherwise make sure to bookmark this page for when you are.

You’re welcome.

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71. YOU’VE STOLEN A PIZZ-A MY HEART.

72. I PEPPER-ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU.

73. CRUST ME.

74. CUTIE PIE.

75. I LOVE YOU TO PIZZAS

76. EASY BREEZY CHEESY.

77. YOU ARE A PIZZA PERFECTION.

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78. THE SLICE IS RIGHT.

79. BE NICE, SHARE A SLICE.

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81. I LOVE PIZZA, NO MATTER HOW YOU SLICE IT.

82. FITNESS? YEA I’M GOING TO FITNESS WHOLE PIZZA IN MY MOUTH.

83. I THINK OF DIETING, AND THEN I EAT PIZZA. – LARA STONE

84. MY PHYSICAL THERAPIST PRESCRIBES ME PIZZA.

85. ALL I NEED ARE WIFI AND PIZZA.

86. IT’S PIZZA O’CLOCK

87. PIZZA MAKES THE WORLD GO ‘ROUND

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89. YOU HAD ME AT PIZZA.

90. MAKE PIZZA, NOT WAR.

91.YOU HAD ME AT PIZZA.

92. THAT’S AMORE.

93. I’LL STOP THE WORLD AND MELT WITH YOU.

94. I’M IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU.

95. PIZZA IS THE ONLY LOVE TRIANGLE I EVER WANT.

96. LIFE HAPPENS, PIZZA HELPS.

97. PIZZA SWIRLING ON MY MIND.

98. HANGING WITH MY HOME SLICE.

99. YOU CAN’T STOP AT JUST ONE SLICE.

100. PRAISE BE TO PIZZA.

101. SHIT HAPPENS, EAT PIZZA.

We hope this list of cheesy cute pizza quotes has given you all the ammo you need for that perfect pizza caption on Instagram. If you have any pizza quotes or pizza captions you want to add to the list please leave them in the comments and we will update the list.

I don’t know about you but this list made me pretty hungry so we’re going to grab a slice, be sure to check out the best pizza in Brooklyn as well as the most iconic places to eat in Brooklyn!

FAQs

What are some pizza quotes? ›

The Ultimate List of Pizza Quotes
  • “The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.” – Charles Pierce. ...
  • "You can't make everyone happy. ...
  • “I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.” – ...
  • “My love is pizza shaped. ...
  • "Pizza is not a 'trend' it's a way of life" - Anonymous.
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What is a pizza lover called? ›

Pizzaiolo Meaning | Best 1 Definitions of Pizzaiolo.

How would you describe pizza? ›

pizza, dish of Italian origin consisting of a flattened disk of bread dough topped with some combination of olive oil, oregano, tomato, olives, mozzarella or other cheese, and many other ingredients, baked quickly—usually, in a commercial setting, using a wood-fired oven heated to a very high temperature—and served hot ...

How would you describe the best pizza? ›

You want the best pizza to be cooked to a crisp. The cheese should be melted, the crust should have some crunch to it, the toppings should be well-cooked and the whole thing should be served piping hot. In the end, what makes a perfect pizza perfect is really up to you.

What do you call a pizza maker in Italy? ›

Definition of pizzaiolo

: a pizza maker According to one pizzaiolo ("dude who slings pizzas"), one should "always come for a pizza either before 8 pm or after 10 pm when the pizzeria is half-empty" for an optimum slice of pie.—

What should I write on food Post? ›

Just 'cause I love your faces.
  • Write a seasonal post/recipe.
  • Share your favorite food blog sites.
  • Replicate a recipe and write about the experience/outcome.
  • Share the cookbooks you're crushing on at the moment.
  • Share a quick baking/cooking tip.
  • Try a difficult recipe/technique you've always wanted to try and write about it.
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What is a pizza cook called? ›

A Pizzaiolo is a chef who specializes in making pizzas and who has been trained to make real, Italian-style pizzas.

What is the bottom of pizza called? ›

Pizza crust is the base for any type of pizza and serves as a foundation for mozzarella cheese, provolone cheese, Parmesan cheese, tomato sauce, pepperoni, veggies, oregano, or other toppings. Depending on the type of recipe, pizza crust ranges in texture from doughy and chewy to thin and crispy.

What is pizza synonym? ›

Synonyms
  • Sicilian pizza.
  • cheese pizza.
  • pizza pie.
  • dish.
  • anchovy pizza.
  • sausage pizza.

Why is pizza so tasty? ›

Cheese is fatty, meat toppings tend to be rich, and the sauce is sweet. Pizza toppings are also packed with a compound called glutamate, which can be found in the tomatoes, cheese, pepperoni and sausage. When glutamate hits our tongues, it tells our brains to get excited – and to crave more of it.

Why is pizza so popular? ›

Pizza became as popular as it did in part because of the sheer number of Italian immigrants: they made up 4 million of the 20 million immigrants who came to the U.S. between 1880 and 1920. With them, they brought their taste buds and pizza-making skills.

What makes a pizza unique? ›

Your taste buds are the primary factor in what makes pizza special. Along with sweet, salty, sour and bitter, there is a fifth "taste" called umami. Umami was pinpointed by a Japanese chemist who took his observations into a lab and determined exactly what "umami" was and how it affected your taste buds.

Is pizza healthy to eat? ›

Pizza is a great source of nutrients in the American diet. It provides high percentages of the total daily intake of protein, fat, saturated fat, fibre, calcium and lycopene.

How does a pizza smell? ›

The aroma of pizza is often described as cheesy, tomato-y, and slightly doughy. This smell often draws people in, making them want to try the delicious food. There's no mistaking the aroma of a fresh slice of pizza.

What is a female pizza maker called? ›

pizzaiolo m (plural pizzaioli, feminine pizzaiola) pizzamaker.

Is Za slang for pizza? ›

You know, a "za" -- a slang term for pizza.

Who made first pizza? ›

While topped flatbreads were consumed in ancient Egypt and Rome, Italians are credited as the people who invented pizza first.

What is the description of pizza? ›

a flat, open-faced baked pie of Italian origin, consisting of a thin layer of bread dough topped with spiced tomato sauce and cheese, often garnished with anchovies, sausage slices, mushrooms, etc.

Who invented pizza? ›

You know, the kind with tomato sauce, cheese, and toppings? That did start in Italy. Specifically, baker Raffaele Esposito from Naples is often given credit for making the first such pizza pie. Historians note, however, that street vendors in Naples sold flatbreads with toppings for many years before then.

Why is pizza called pizza? ›

Based on etymology, the “Vocabolario Etimologico della Lingua Italiana” reveals that pizza comes from the dialectal pinza from the Latin pinsere, which means to pound or stamp. Other etymologists suggest it is related to the Lombardic word bizzo or pizzo, which means mouthful, and is related to the English word bite.

What is pizza called in English? ›

A small pizza is sometimes called a pizzetta. A person who makes pizza is known as a pizzaiolo.
...
Pizza.
Pizza Margherita, the archetype of Neapolitan pizza
TypeFlatbread
Main ingredientsDough, sauce (usually tomato sauce), cheese
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How would you describe the best pizza? ›

You want the best pizza to be cooked to a crisp. The cheese should be melted, the crust should have some crunch to it, the toppings should be well-cooked and the whole thing should be served piping hot. In the end, what makes a perfect pizza perfect is really up to you.

Who eats the most pizza? ›

Italy – The Home of Pizza

Each day, approximately 1 million pizzas are consumed in Italy. Pizza here is popular both among locals and tourists who want to try a taste of authentic Italian cuisine. There are around 63,000 pizzerias in Italy, employing about 100,000 pizza makers.

Is pizza healthy to eat? ›

Pizza is a great source of nutrients in the American diet. It provides high percentages of the total daily intake of protein, fat, saturated fat, fibre, calcium and lycopene.

What is the most popular pizza? ›

Pepperoni

This may not come as a surprise, but pepperoni is by far the most popular pizza topping in the United States. It's added to 36% of all pies, and Americans consume more than 250 MILLION pounds of pepperoni annually.

Is pizza a pie? ›

a flat, open-faced baked pie of Italian origin, consisting of a thin layer of bread dough topped with spiced tomato sauce and cheese, often garnished with anchovies, sausage slices, mushrooms, etc.

Does pizza need cheese? ›

In order for something to be called a pizza, it must have dough, tomato sauce and cheese.

Why is pizza so popular? ›

Pizza became as popular as it did in part because of the sheer number of Italian immigrants: they made up 4 million of the 20 million immigrants who came to the U.S. between 1880 and 1920. With them, they brought their taste buds and pizza-making skills.

How do I have fun quotes? ›

Just Have Fun Quotes And Sayings
  • "People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing." -Dale Carnegie.
  • "Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun." ...
  • "Reclaim your curiosity, your sense of adventure, and have some fun. ...
  • "Enjoy life. ...
  • "A person must never cease striving to enjoy life.

What are the top 10 quotes? ›

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” “Be the change that you wish to see in the world.” “In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”

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