The duck song[]
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand,
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey,—" bum bum bum "—got any enhanced weaponry?"
The man said "No, why would i sell that.
Bro you are a cool dude
Only lemonade sold alright?"
The duck said "goodbye Mr bright."
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle, Then he waddled away, waddle waddle, Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
'Till the very next day...
Bum bum ba dum ba dum
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand,
And he said to the man running da stand.
"Hey,—" bum bum bum "—got any gun?"
The man said "yo mate,you wanna die?'
I'll happily make you into a duck pie
So get the duck away from me
The duck said "with glee"
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
'Till the very next day...
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
When the duck walked up to da lemonade stand,
And he said to the man running the stand.
Hey,—" bum bum bum "—got any grapes?
The man said "can you read you blind duck'
It reads lemonade you doo*sh
You need to get your eye's checked
The duck said "ha you get decked?"
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
'Till the very next day...
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
Hey,—" bum bum bum "—got any toys?
The man said "are you high duck?'
did you smoke some mean green and love hart powder or some stuff
you need a therapy help
The duck said "duck me in the ash!"
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
'Till the very next day...
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand,
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey,—" bum bum bum "—got any grenades?"
"why do you want grenades?"
"i dont know?"
"i don't understand your flow?"
"bro you are a lame person bro.
and i hope you burn in heck"
Bum bum bum, bum bum bum
But the man just stopped, then he started to shout
He started to shout, he punched the duck for a while
He said "Come on, Duck! fight me like a man then for annoying me so much
I'll completely destroy you filthy duck
the man puched the duck so hard that it started have a bleeding brain damage
ha ha ha,i win loser
And the duck said "uh,why you hit me?'
you kept on asking random sh*t which i have no clue what you are talking about
so what man,you are very disrespectful and hope you die in a fire
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle!