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Anyone that knows me has experienced my creative swearing. Back from my days teaching children’s on-camera television workshops, I had to curb my sailor mouth with phrases like, “shut the front door.” And of course there’s always the classics like “fudge” and “holy guacamole!” But just as I’m adventurous with trying new foods, I also like going a little outside the box when conjuring up new methods of expression.

Funny Food Names You Can Use As Cuss Words

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Traveling to different countries as much as I do, I always get a chuckle when I hear of a food term that I can use in place of a cuss word. (Don’t even get me started on strange British foods like spotted dick and faggots. I can’t even say those out loud.) And there are some cases where totally innocent English words mean something funny or offensive in other countries. The name of my blog, for instance, translates to something funny in French. I’ll let you google that one. 😉

So, if you are trying to be a bit more classy or funny when you swear, or if you have children and want to use some expressive alternatives, here are some creative cuss words you can shout out guilt-free that are actually foods.

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Chakalaka – Chakalaka is a South African vegetable relish, usually spicy, that is traditionally served with bread, pap, stews or curries. Used as an expression, I’d say, “Boom chakalaka!”

Babaganoush – Baba ghanoush is a Levantine dish of cooked eggplant mixed with onions, tomatoes, olive oil and various seasonings. The Arabic term actually means “pampered papa” or “coy daddy”, perhaps with reference to a member of a royal harem. Feel free to use that information as you wish.

Kumquat – This funny little sour citrus fruit is perhaps one of the most giggle-inducing names for those that are unfamiliar with it.

Couche Tard– I have to apologize in advance to my Canadian friends, but to Americans this is absolutely hilarious. It’s French for “night owl” or “up late” and is the name of a large chain of Canadian convenience stores. But shouting, “You’re such a couche-tard!” definitely brings on the giggles without really saying anything harmful. And I’d totally wear this on a t-shirt.

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Kaszanka – This, to me, is something you’d shout when something good happens. As in, “kaszanka!” instead of “F#%* Yeah!” Kaszankais a type of Polish sausage that’s similar to Scottish haggis and is typically filled with buckwheat mixed with pig blood. It’s usually fried with onions and served with a bit of horseradish. Yum, yum!

Fuk Tong – In English, this really is a cuss word. But in Thai, it’s a pumpkin. We had a lot of fun asking for this in Thailand while we visited over Thanksgiving. In Thailand, pumpkin is more like ashort green squash used in stir fry, such as Pad Fuk Tong. Hehehe. If you add this to your expressive vernacular,you’d be calling someone a cute short pumpkin.

Pho – In the United States, this Vietnamese dish is often mispronounced as “foh,” but it’s actually “fa.” So, you could essentially say, “what the pho?” and it will sound like you’re about to cuss, when you’re actually saying, “what the noodle soup?”

Cheese & Fries!– I’ve thrown one American phrase in here that works well in place of Jesus Christ. If something frustrates you, aggravates you, or surprises you in anot-so-good way, give “Cheese & Fries!” a try.

Heard any other funny food terms that made you giggle? Share them with us below. 🙂

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Rachelle is the founder of and was named one of USA Today's 10Best Food and Travel Bloggers. She believes the best way to learn about a destination is through its flavors and collects recipes from her trips to recreate them here on The Travel Bite. In her spare time she enjoys running and yoga to balance out her food obsession.

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  1. Funny Food Names You Can Use As Cuss Words (4)Karolina says

    Haha it’s interesting that you consider ‘kaszanka’ as funny word! I am Pole and for me this is totally normal expression of the kind of meal you can eat at our country 😉

  2. Funny Food Names You Can Use As Cuss Words (5)Guest says

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    Actually in poland we use this word to express disappointment and definitely not in the context you proposed. We offen say ‘kaszana’ when things don’t go our way.


  3. Funny Food Names You Can Use As Cuss Words (6)Luis bowness says

    I think these food names are absolutely hilarious I no only ine babaganoushe

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